the lemur of my dreams i've always wanted to ring a cowbell and scream hear ye, hear ye my dreams are getting so bizarre like pushing fat men off of me in bed because they have unusually hard nipples and lemurs are watching from the window yes, lemurs. i suppose that part makes sense, they look like they'd make good peeping toms. i had coffee for the first time in months. i feel like a hamster is hyperventilating in my ribcage. hm, i think i'm becoming a little preoccupied with rodents too. also i have been impressed by two men and this makes me not want to snip balls off too much. they're both self-made and they both love women with strong personalities. they have my blessing to spawn. |