Wait wait wait You have 30 days but you're pressuring yourself to get everything done in the first week Why? For what? A job that has literally driven people to their deaths? You haven't even finished training YOU HAVENT STARTED TRAINING Your baby work friend is there on an expired visa and not stressing This is that neurospicy thing of not being able to do anything else before completing the task/appointment due later We're not the terrified little overachiever in the British school We're giving 50 percent at a shitty job that we may or may not walk away from That is the situation We will * try * to get our criminal record check Okay, they might give you crap over the piercing at the police station-- I acknowledge that BUT let's panic about that if and when it happens There are lots of solutions, go to the Heliopolis place and replace the ring with a tuckaway horseshoe--for example Make a day of it with Mou or Saf Or we could wait for Matty to come back from her trip A thousand and one solutions, if they give us crap, we breathe and leave Next item, that simple The insurance print out should be straightforward Then we collapse on Maru and Ahmed And eat the food they saved for us Remember we're loved We DON'T rub our face on Yoshi the cat Remember: -- Confirm bus pick up spot and time Big rewards and tiny things: -- Maadi tattoo lady! Oh god, I should poke Emma The vision: -Wake up refreshed |