The crystal maze It's a giant colorful labyrinth, I feel like I'm in squid game There's even a slide from the second floor to the "plaza" I've been running around like a rat The UPS room, no room 4, no you need the onboarding room I gave up and got a Starbucks latte (there's a Starbucks) There are also cats and dogs and beanbag chairs Finally, I arrived at lucky room 13 A REALLY REALLY REALLY CUTE FRENCH GUY helped me find the room He has long salt and pepper hair tied in a top knot I was going to ask the woman beside him but saw she was comforting a crying girl (bodes well) I saw him on the stairs and asked him in Arabic (we were occupied by the French and the British so those genes are common here and I had no reason to think he wasn't Egyptian) He replied in broken Arabic with a really strong accent And I went "oh français!" And he looked so grateful Poor alien Not dating people at work SO CUTE AND FRENCH THOUGH I'm having my naughty caffeine and waiting for the trainer to start our induction ceremony He's a big ginger guy who looks so over it (which to be fair, is a valid and probably healthy reaction to this creepy customer service hub) Don't have a great impression since he abandoned me at the UPS room (I thought he was another trainee) OH HI AGAIN No I know we're starting at 4 No I already have my coffee thanks (Death glare) -- I really enjoyed the bus, even though I'm not used to arms touching -- Oh god I need the bathroom, I don't want to go out there again PS, just realized I typed all of this under a camera so that's FUN. |