43 weird day Ozzy sent a sexually explicit rant I didn't respond to it Then he deleted the whole thing after a few hours I think he might be on some stuff I think my subconscious was trying to tell me he's the 41 year old fuck boy Via Australian puppet I like that puppet He's friends with Hannah Gadsby And I love Hannah Gadsby I just heard someone say I'm not translating Americans * eagle screech * Not even in evil Sahel but in our little village Unless I say I'm not translating I'm probably translating It's hot and humid and I miss the pool I played guitar, pop-y 90s earworms that everybody forgot except for Filipinos with old karaoke machines Crush -- Jennifer Paige Who the fuck is that? And then you youtube it and go ooooh YEAH Wasn't she cute? The guys seem awful Gropey bucket hat and sweater vest Was it cold? It couldnt have been --slimy personality and hair guy with no consideration for halitosis barely had a shirt on Perhaps he struggles with buttons And she was supposed to be torn between them? I also played/sang Torn I want to go see the Barbie movie Oo with Maru and Ahmed! Yas! In pink! Or make it a date with the girl I'm too afraid to ask ooout Too much pressure Cairo is very tiny sometimes Queer Cairo is tinier It wouldn't just be a date, it's like a signal A whole network lights up I thought she moved to the States, I thought she was dead She's dating heeer Sarah you HAVE to come to the long insufferable artsy thing, it's to raise funds for Sudanese refugees so you can't say no We're going to talk about the atmosphere of the club that hosted poetry readings in London without quoting any of the poetry, you just HAD to be there And then let's do a movement class for a million pounds! Because a million pounds is now 5 dollars! (some of the movement classes look cool actually. but some of them are called womb painting.) You know what else is fun, making sure to never mention the fact that heeer father's a general and her father owns a football club And she inherited her gallery from her father and she inherited the newspaper Yay feminism! Nope Never again I don't think I'll stay for September though I'm not full sea granny yet |