33 wiffy and anadeel The sea was perfect Perfect Except for the jellyfish We (good chunk of the village) were all happily bobbing "Isn't it gorgeous?!" "Gorgeous!" Suddenly a boy about Biso's age screamed like he'd been severed in two The boy's baba carried him out of the water The baba chuckling and the boy in hysterics We all watched him try to rub his back and slowly put it together Somebody yelled, "It's over there!" Scattered screams Some people ran out of the water with big splashy goofy steps Tante Z is mostly deaf without her hearing aid and had her back to the commotion She was staring out into the water murmuring "I feel like I rule the whole world" I was debating whether to alert her It's just a jellyfish Andeel, no big deal (sorry) "La kebeer ya gama3a" (No, it's big you guys) Ummm I wade over to Tante The lifeguards show up with nets TANTE TANTE MAYBE LET'S GO "Ten more minutes Sarsoora" TANTE FE ANDEEL "Andeel?!" I point at the lifeguards "GO SARSOORA NO NOT THAT WAY GO GO GO" I'd never seen that tiny woman move so fast We watched them fish him out from the safety of our umbrella He was a monster The lifeguards got stung pretty bad Overall a good beach day In other news WE HAVE WIFIIIIIII I WATCHED NETFLIX I GOT BORED SO FAST It really is just an addiction isn't it Baba's being odd Well odder than usual Tante Z said he asked her for Islam's number in the morning Huh? "I just played stupid" I don't understand what he's up to? "Probably just being a snoop" Baba also got me a sun hat I really like it I'm turning into the sea grannies All I need is to stick flowers or a sash on it (There's a healthy amount of sun hat competition-- I'm not saying Royal Ascot level but Royal Ascot level) I'm going to walk for a bit and have ginger and cinnamon tea in the beach cafe |