30 at the beach Hi I'm listening to 90s Kpop (Um Junghwa) and eating Oreos Okay now listening to 90s Wayne Newton (Michelle), he sounds like me I tried to swim but the waves are too strong And I felt something wrap around my leg and screamed I thought a giant jellyfish was snacking on me It was a piece of plastic A grandpa laughed at me and asked if I was okay As long as it's not a jellyfish I'm okay Oooo it's apotheosis of lifeguard's shift Nobody's in the water, he's walking around arguing on the phone You're NEVER HERE Yousef (I'm imagining the call, he looks like a Yousef -- Joe! That's our Joseph, translating names is funny) Habibty do you think I LIKE sitting here? On the beach, drinking tea, tanning?! Maybe I'll go get beat up by the sea some more while scary lifeguard's here |