I support stupid (...and five gushy gooey things that ought to be in fine print)
This is an inaccurate over simplification. This is also an anonymous public diary entry so I'm hoping some of you will suspend your disbelief. Okay, I concede that the internet and sexualizing children has changed things considerably but I put to you that 9 times out of 10--the kids doing origami survived and the snot eating sadist didn't get very far in life 15 years later. Never once did it occur to me to push up my poo colored spectacles and reason with the big boned, menacing, hard children. Because as I and indeed, the rest of the Scrabble club, understood-- there were no words small enough. It's called the 'Dunning-Kruger' effect. Very clever people have proven scientifically that very stupid people will never understand why they're stupid, that's why they're stupid and will always be stupid. Attempting to reason with stupid people will only give them exercise, prolonging their stupid lives--and give you an aneurysm. So please, stop it. Stupid people are designed to kill themselves in ridiculous ways (look up the Darwin awards). Instead of acknowledging their presence, make your own crafting corner where others can take refuge. And while you learn and love and grow in your happy sanctuary, you can watch patiently and wait for the fiends to decide it might be fun to throw themselves onto something pointy. Please, let them throw themselves onto the pointy object. It's what they want. Please, don't talk about the threat of stupidity taking over--and the fight against stupidity--and how not taking a stand against stupidity means that you're secretly stupid. It isn't a secret. I support stupid. I hope in all earnestness, that stupid achieves all that stupid desires--whether that's a lovely drunk walk off a precipice or just some good ol' cyanide tea. Please, do it for some semblance of your own sanity-- do it for stupid.
1. i love that you call time with me, time for yourself. 2. i love the yummy magic cinnamon and honey drink that's creepily healthy. (it's almost on the level of weight-loss nutella. it's unholy) 3. i love the smiley koshk man (and family) who remains my hope in life/faith in humanity/chocolate dispenser 4. i love alignment. because pms wouldn't be the same without you. 5. i love my mama and baba. please don't make me bubble wrap them. thank you for letting me get to know them. |