Exclamations! !! !!!! I DON'T SUCK! crossing things off lists is orgasmic! NEW FOOD IS YUMMY! I WENT OUT TO A CROWDED VENUE! (and literally started screaming "panic attack... panic attack ...PERSON ACTUALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK HERE" but that was only at the end so it doesn't count!) crochet, myopia and interest in lasik surgery are beautiful bonding tools! I AM NO LONGER THE BLACK SHEEP OF MY FAMILY! my best friend may or may not be kidnapped by australians in september too! i found an arab coiffeur that believes in not straightening hair/charging life savings for frying your scalp! my brother got me speakers that look prettier than me! FOUR DAYS OF CAKE! american politicians publicly questioning putting israeli interests above their own country! EGYPTIAN POTATO CHIPS CALLED GOOGLE! saxophonist hitting on me without it resulting in icky feelings and very long showers! and i haven't even pictured him naked! CO-WRITING SCRIPTS WITH MY SISTER LIKE IT'S A REAL JOB! and finally, FACEBOOK FRIEND CLEANSING SO MY HOMEPAGE NO LONGER MAKES ME WANT TO DIE! YAAAAAY! |