41 I love my fuzzy blue hot water bottle Bleu is more fun than blue Eau is more fun than water Bouteille is more fun than bottle Bootaaaay Bouteille d'eau bleue Bootaaaay D'OH bleeeuuugh Diclofenac is not supposed to make people high Maybe it's a pain high Z says I should just jump into the sea Free bleed all the way home She has no idea what she's asking Children would cry Mama, baba, that hunched over limping lady's been shot in the vaginaaaaa Dear future Sarah partner, First of all, I'm so sorry. I can make you Filipino macaroons? But I can't control my hairs. I'm the Afghan hound of humans. Plus side: CSI will solve my murder super fast. And also you do need to get this for me every month: If you fill my hot water bottle and pat my head gently, this is also nice Or if you do very teeny twists in my hair Braids are good too Tarek liked to do teeny twists and braids Tarek sees me as a visa I don't really blame him Everybody's talking about moving again with the currency devaluation around the corner Should I just move to Idaho? Aren't they famous for potatoes? Can I get an abortion there? It's insane that I know how to get one here and not there I need to make my social security and my birth certificate and my passport match Too many Arab names, it confused my parents And confuses lawyers Derived citizenship really confuses lawyers And a Filipino birth certificate in Arabic So much money and paperwork to just be poor in Idaho Poor and maaaybe more opportunity And maybe good potatoes OR stay in first class on sinking ship Gen Z are interesting here too and I really like them They're changing things And I should also consider the pets who came back to Egypt after the States and Europe chewed them up I have one last fight left in me |