Day 33 The guy from the content farm is trying to hit on me off the freelancing site Don't pay me global south outsourced labor rates and then hit on me, sir Should I just sell feet pictures? Is this what we've come to? Toes in spaghetti... Late stage capitalism early stage mad max womb harems I guess sleep deprived, Robert Smith hair, pajamas in a suit jacket me is a beguiling siren I should tell Ozzy that I'm pretty Things Ozzy has called pretty: cars, rocks, bicycles, plants, rockets Me, sitting on his lap in 2010 with my face at a very specific angle I know about the angle because he grabbed my head after and kept rotating in the light going oooo, ooo, ooooo He was sad about the postponed spacex launch earlier I told him maybe my witch powers froze the valve because I wanted attention 'You mustn't interfere with science' I DO WHAT I WANT No, I don't I ordered the maillot I liked, but the package might not arrive till after Eid holiday Which is when the family wants to go to the beach My brother doesn't want to go I'm not sure I can stand that much time alone with baba I mean Aunt Z and my cousins will be around but still... I have a work excuse I do want to float in the sea a little bit... I don't knoooow Oh no, my cousin's baby will be there No, no, no I'll be stuck babysitting the ten year old Not worth it I'll make a bath and use bath salts, play seaside sounds on my phone Same thing I'll just wait till June, proper Mediterranean sea holidays are better than quickie long weekend Red Sea holidays anyway OOOO ALCOHOL I forgot, Eid means I can get a drink (nobody's allowed to sell alcohol during Ramadan) That's a good preseeeent to myseeelf Yaaaaay Whiskyyyy |