Stinky brain farts One too many cigarettes sweats Winter was a boring dream My April fool's joke was pretending I wasn't in the airport parking lot but my not so stranded friend was gracious and ruined my schadenfreude Abraham Poincheval is hatching eggs Beck says giddy up, it's like wow, it's like right now I learned the Dutch method of baking extra chewy brownies, my brother made Dutch oven jokes My contribution to the Death Note controversy is I now have a new way to describe my vagina: the realm of the Shinigami |