because I haven't done a drunk update and that seems wrong In my head there's a small tired bureaucratic creature concerned with fairness pulling out his hair and screaming no no no And there's another tall film noir guy who smokes and talks about everything wistfully who says you're old enough to know how rare this is so just enjoy the train whizzing by like he said And there's a girl who got lied to tutting and telling me if you get played again it's your own damn fault so I hope it's worth it And there's this animal who's never been more deeply satisfied belching out it's more than worth it And there's a mother and a baby and they just cry all the time and require constant hugging Those last two make me get naked when I'm not entirely sure I want to Not the animal. I've never been just horny. I hate lying. |