wunderbar! wilkommen bienvenue welcome (which was part of the clever first entry intro to my late diary-x blog *sigh*) tonight i feel wordly why? because after 6 chapters of rousseau, hobbes, locke, hume and montesquieu (in under an hour) --i'm allowed to feel at the very least world-weary. and i attended arabic because cute sarah (yeah another one) chick who i had assumed hated me was all 'YOU HAVE TO GO' and i was all 'seriously?' and she's all 'tshaaa dude' *to be continued* she was much more articulate, i promise-- it's just i have this issue with words after forcing myself to write a three page essay and two lil mini essays that filled a lil over a page (also under an hour)-- yeah..basically..um..i dont wanna use em anymore it has to do with this ulcer-y type feeling i get when i try to remember words over three syllables par example, avec noni (as you can see it doesn't affect my ever-pathetic french) et son beau *oo la la* Olive apres l'examen: N: What's wrong Sarbear? *insert sound of crickets chirping* *inner dialogue: its like when you are citing something and a form of the word refer--referoo..referaaa....* N: *moving swiftly on and speaking to me while i don't listen* S: REFERENCE!!! i was asking is that a reference to my (bleep-- you don't get to know) N: *tilts head and smiles* Okay then! And OF COURSE not! *pat pat* *tilts head again* *more smiling* :D Noni's been distracted with l'amour lately giving my bad french a two-fold reason: 1) as the language of lurve it is so obviously a sign of my head having caught lurve-bugs flying in the air and Didi too seems to be swept up in Spring lurvin, hope she's happy-- she's very open but sometimes that can be decieving. she doesn't necessarilly show you what she's feeling all the time (i find the most sociable people can be the most private, its the quiet ones that can't shut up once you get 'em goin) for future REFERENCE-- Didi aka, Vladimir is a character in 'Waiting for Godot' who is much like Sara, I on the otherhand am Gogo aka, Estragon who is suicidal which is *shrug* lets face it, what I tend to be on saturdays to fridays this is why (despite how much i make fun of them) literature majors are fun gotta give you props-- you sit with a political science major its all cynicism and morbid laughter which is nice/depressing at the same time but lit. people have a knack for making stories-- whether they're writing them with pens or with their lives don't believe me?
so recently we (the royal 'we' --shut up i deserve it today) found out that this asian librarian chick who was odd and wore a fez (at first because we thought she was silly and insane, apparently it was to show her support for some political party-- now we realize our mistake and see that she is in fact POLITICAL and insane-- our apologies) is indeed, a lesbian. we know things bout the library peeps for yet another twofold reason: 1) Hello-- my friends are Lit majors and the subject of this entry (PAY ATTENTION)book/ book handlers are their business but this particular fact (ie, gayness) was made clear to us in a rather odd manner. i know that library chica plays on the more hormonal, communicative team because of an odd white gay guy that we shall name hmmm... superman? why not- superman. superman takes an arabic course with Olive who FYI is Egyptian and brown (we call him an oreo-- brown outside, white inside/ harold and kumar inspired joke :D!)-- superman in the past has made very snippy remarks (probably including the word 'totally' which he uses entirely too much) to people including Noni. but that is not how i know of the superman. and it is not simply by word of mouth that i discovered of asian library chick's true sexual preference. actually, her highness knows of asian chicks lesboness because superman tried to hook her up with Didi. Didi is not a lesbian at this point in time. So why is Superman under the impression that she is? Well that all goes back to the time that Didi's really hot, sensitive, adorable, good looking, funny, gay (of course) male friend had to meet superman. Hot, sensitive, adorable, good looking, funny, gay (of course) male friend was NOT looking forward to this. And why? Well...Superman is what one would say is on the Queen-ish side... Or to put it more simply-- the boy makes ME feel manly This was not good. Thus Sara and I were asked to intervene-- However, as sensitive, adorable, good looking, funny and gay (of course) male friend did not want to risk his 'totally' cool reputation by being seen with 'uncool' straight chicks Didi and I had to go undercover as a lesbian couple and 'randomly' bump into them thereby killing any hypothetical intimacy etc. unfortunately we hadn't planned on one thing we did not know superman went to our university so the charade had to be played out for awhile later i donned islamic headgear *diva scarf flip* and basically avoided him for fear of some sort of scene and possibly a bitch slap (which he seems very capable of) all of this was in vain because of course he forgot what i looked like and couldnt recognize me in the headgear--all i got when i finally made eye-contact with him about a month later was an expression that said: 'Hmmm she's familiar looking-- do i know her? HA of course not she's a FUNDAMENTALIST MOZLEM- i'm so odd, i am! i love that! haha! and now i have to go back to pretending to listen to this girl now' now just the thought of asian chick smiling at Didi makes me burst into fits of laughter. hmmm... what else what else-- ah RIGHT the continuation of my paranoid thinking people hate me thing noni had the VERY same day rectified a situation with another lit chick who she had ALSO thought hated her dont you just love " YOU HATE ME.
*pause* We like each other don't we? " conversations? Speaking of which I have to add that chicky on facebook now Peace in the Middle East (HAHAHAHAHA, i need to be more white for that to be funny) |