Flu/Variation of Bronchitis and Jet Li i've been sick. properly sick-- ironically i've never had to fully understand that what with my doctor dad and nurse mom. i'm so obliviously lucky-- i thought the worst thing about having the flu is that mild irritation you get on your nose from vigorous tissue rubbing first i discovered i have a weirdo over-reactive airway disease which is basically my throat over-thinking the whole breathing thing and coughing randomly because its irritated and wants to be dramatic then, (being the medical prodigy that i am) i decide to take a piping hot shower in the middle of the night and walk around barefoot on the cold tile floor naturally--i develop weirdo influenza on TOP of over-reactive airway thingy at one point i felt like my head was leaking dragon's kiss style (yes, that was a cheesy jet li reference) Dragon's Kiss Scene: Jet Li has a gun aimed at his chest and is armed with nothing but an acupuncture needle-- naturally, our hero survives the giant bullet wound which would be fatal to any other human being AND the acupuncture needle thing (note: traditionally used to relieve stress) is suddenly transformed into a deadly weapon when it is plunged into some specific freaky point at the back of his foe's neck, it looks like Jet's kissing the nape of his neck but once you put the homo-eroticness aside you realize he's actually done a very manly man ancient exotic kung fu type thingy BECAUSE he has actually managed to stick the needle into the Brain Drain Vein (which you wont find in your biology/human anatomy textbook) (also note: i'm not talking about "the Brain Drain" which is the pressing social issue of young egyptian intellectuals immigrating to first world paychecks and screwing us over) this "dragon's kiss" in turn, creates a growing blood bubble in his foe's head that soon explodes in a graphic leaking (of ears, eyes, nose and mouth) scene
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