Oh god waiting for my turn to get a 4D scan "One baby or twins?" Average Egyptian intake interview "Er...fibroid" My little myoma baby I'm avoiding eye contact with the pregnant women in the waiting room and staring really hard at a plastic fern One walked in with a box of pastries and is feeding others I really feel like saying "I'm just FAT" DO NOT BOND WITH ME My brother drove me here They think he's my cruel cold husband constantly taking calls outside A cat is sexy yowling outside Oh god |