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as i was saying i would never interrupt. that is to say i wouldn't stop their conversation. i mean i wouldn't put in my own interjection. like in the middle of the talk i wouldn't suddenly say-- hey! shush i have something to say. i mean i wouldn't interrupt. um--still not finished i'm making a very important point here and you're interrupting me. i'm very religious. i don't pray and i sin regularly but i like to show that i'm more religious than other people by saying i'm religious and demonstrating this by quoting my religious text. cause i'm humble you know. i'm religious and humble--like everyone i quote from my book. i hope god forgives you. cause i'm kind like that--and friends with god. *lights up drugs* more importantly, i have this way of getting all eyes on me. i think it's because i was born pink. i hate it really, being so beautifully pink and also inheriting the pink charm of my parents. i hate being able to get so much attention when i talk really loud and act like a clown-- EVERYBODY looks at me. but mostly because i'm pink. pink and charming. god i hate hate hate attention. that's why i try not to be quiet about it. i try to talk really loudly and never be the quiet person in the room--because i despise attention. and women...*sigh* i have a soft spot for women. they're really great for my penis. i find they're best for my penis actually. that isn't being disrespectful of course, because i plan to use my penis on one contractually, and she gets to make babies and play with them in return. yeah i'm just you know, a gentleman that way. i really really care about women. and i really really care about my penis. |