developments 1) a lacy pink shower curtain, bathrooms come first. my temple has a porcelain bowl and three kinds of soap. 2) that jiggle that only seems to be appreciated by men who are turned on by the sight of a woman in a galabeya, and women who are intimidated by skinny lesbians 3) snarkiness (more commonly known as terminal pms), medicating with chocolate seems to be a provisional remedy as it leads to the aforementioned jiggle ensuing of course in more snarkiness 4) a phobia of tourism (the industry at large--postcards, cursory idiot foreigner tax, safari gear and pictures of your face next to wonders of the world--of which you have only your guide's rehearsed catalog knowledge) guides should be called escorts, escorts should be called guides. 5) a solemn vow of abstinence, inspired by a dance with a kind looking old nubian man who subsequently got a boner. some people are guided by glowy visions, i get senior citizens with localized rigor mortis. 6) i think i'm moving to australia... |