vodafone can suck it and so can the rest of em
and stranger, honey, it's still valid, everything here is always valid so recently i've had this nightmare where i walk into cilantro and it's filled with exs and this is how i handle it: comics boy, 'hey dude/man/pimplady (i called him manho--we were nauseatingly romantic that way), what's up?' me, *staring in disbelief at bleached head* 'ooorange' comics boy, 'yeah it's my new look to match my new nickname (he's like p diddy, except not)--this is my new girlfriend' me, 'mask and chains?' new girlfriend, 'what?' me, 'nothing!' *burying face in coffee* the pole then comes in with sweet angelic girl, low self esteem girl and her cheating hubby, low self esteem girl--*big fake smile* 'heeey, long time, how are you?' (said waaay too emphatically) me, 'not being cheated on? hello STD ridden husband and once fundamentalist pole ex who probably shoots heroine into his dick' angelic girl, *sigh* the boys, 'wtf is wrong with you?' me, 'nothing!' *sucking the life out of coffee mug* of course at that point ex friend, our mutual ex, good natured gay man, insecure german ethic reporter + inappropriately relaxed boyfriend and hysterically alone girl show up ex friend, *crazy eyes* 'hi, how are you doing?' me, '...we don't talk to each other, i mean wasn't doing him *pointing at our mutual cheating ex* enough to drill that into your head?' ex friend, *manic overly dramatic and violent suicide attempts while everyone panics* me, *shrug* 'told you so' and then whitey walks in, with another halfie and her male friend (who he focuses all his attention on) whitey, *half hearted and far from nonchalant* 'sarah, hey' *twitch* me, *addressing halfie female* 'you know he's more into that dude than he's into you right? doesn't it bother you that most of his exs are sexually active halfies...into porn?' whitey, 'FUCK YOU!' *pathetic attempts at intimidating posturing* me, *blink* *lighting cigarette* finally pretty, pretty, lovely baby with sad eyes comes in and i hug him and i tell him he's so beautiful and good with feelings befitting situations and that's GOOD and i'm GLAD and he pats my head and sits down with the poet and that shit director man who masturbates when he watches his own films at that point i put out my cigarette and smile at gigi and chocolate and pixie bi and english rocker and looks stoned when sober and mars chewing lolo me, 'let's go?' unanimous, 'yala' |