the most profound entry i've ever written Revelation: 1. Fat people are not hot. Neither are anorexic looking people. Just because you're pissed off that the fashion industry is backing the skeletal freaks doesn't mean you should start pretending your cellulite is pretty + obesity shouldn't be encouraged because whether you like it or not its a major health risk 2. People brush their teeth with no toothpaste on television. I'm sure people dont look like rabid dogs when they brush their teeth like I do but its certainly not a "cute" process like they attempt to portray it on the big screen-- i mean there are at least one or two involuntary gags and theres waaay more spitting. This makes me think we still have a long way to go as far as 'realism' in the media which is totally great cause i was beginning to think everything worth inventing/innovating/upgrading has already been done 3. i SUCK at communication. this is one of the few times that i've actually typed up something in a similar fashion to how i speak-- incoherent and rambly huh? i'm much better at writing but even then its an innacurate depiction of me cause its had time to be processed and polished in my head. it used to bother me a lot because i thought i'd never make a proper connection and was doomed to solitude forever and ever, but then i realized no matter how well anyone communicates --connections are usually forged on things people dont consciously put across, and understanding isnt always the result of a witty phrase 4. I'm Anti-Sexy. (for a more in-depth analysis see my blurty account, its not hard to find i'm the only egyptian that freakin updates on a regular basis) I think sex is wonderful and lovely and possibly transcendental at times but I also think its not really worth all the hype it gets. It feels good and occasionally results in babies. Sneezing feels good and occasionally results in a virus-free system. You dont see people going "GIRL, that skirt is SNEEZY" or "He is THE sneeziest thing I have ever seen" or "I want a Sneezier hem-line". Its silly thats all.
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