Honor 'i beat you and call you a whore because i care!' 'lower your eyes (especially when they're burning with hatred) and respect me (especially when i treat you like you're barely human)' 'i understand egypt (i stay at home and yell at the younguns on tv and wonder what the hell happened to the world)' 'i DO trust you, i just dont trust the world' --hey do me a favor and take me out of it then--a quick blow to the head will do it 'a girl doing this, a GIRL?!' -- its okay dad, i'll grow a penis and make it all better yeah with a dick i'd just be 'rowdy' 'rambunctious' 'boys will be boys' *giggle* i dont instantly start fucking everything i see when the hourhand strikes midnight see here's the thing about girls pops we're much less likely to do the horizontal chacha because of a little thing called PREGNANCY oh i guess first i'd have to teach you that we 'lower beings'/females have the ability to reason and think of consequences we can assess situations and sometimes--if we're feeling especially daring--ADAPT to them *gasp* i cant believe you want me to love you i cant even like you why dont you get your honor to hug you, cunt |