Aaand I'm starting tomorrow? Not travel site support They put me on UPS Americans yelling about their packages Woohoo What a special privilege my accent has afforded meee No ma'am the courier has not picked up your package Yes, that is frustrating indeeeeed Orientation starts tomorrow If I get through six months I can make a couple more savings certificates Then I can fix the laptop And finish the greenhouse project It's going to be an awful job but the people are really nice I heard good things about the cafeteria It'll be good for me to head to an office Don't have to worry about driving, there's a bus I'll like the routine I just need to remind myself not to give 110 percent Not fix things for other people Chant mantras like: MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE, QUIET QUITTING, EFFORT ACCORDING TO PAY Don't date anyone from the office Expect the first month to be painful and insane At least I don't need smoking breaks anymore I can do this |