81 I did miss my cozy cozy cozy bed And my bathroom The trip went well Cousin Aly and Cat were mildly traumatized by Baba's Ship Captain mode They didn't understand why we were leaving so early Hassan informed them it was very late for Baba And I said he seemed relaxed for once Aly yelled, "RELAXED FEYN!" (relaxed where!) and took a heartfelt drag from his cigarette Cat fed the cats our leftovers I rode back in Hassan's car which my lungs appreciated Dutch bosses sent me a new assignment: Christian content I told them I was agnostic Muslim and not big on proselytising They said they were agnostics too but the money's good They promised I wouldn't have to write against evolution or women or queer people so I agreed So I'm writing sermons Next time grandma shares a video with people fishing and time lapsed plants with a preaching voiceover Don't tell her it's possible a bisexual Muslim wrote it to pay for shoes Lots of shoes Why did I get so many shoes? To encourage walking? Let's go with that |