16 It's almost 1:30 am and I'm eating cheese and cookies on the balcony staring at 2 teenagers mentally willing them to pull out a joint Ugh, they're just walking around the pool Talking about their feelings and dreams Ugh health Oh Oh no Dude on bench was watching me watch the teenagers as I stuffed myself with choco cookies and roumy cheese He's just on the bench No cheese No phone Is he meditating?! What even is this crowd. He disappeared I looked away for a second Did he go from meditating to sprinting?! A ghost Ghosts don't have phones and probably have interest in cheese The apartment across from us is occupied by 5 teenage boys They have no curtains They really need curtains Now two strolling couples One dude looked up at me eating cheese Made direct eye contact I continued eating cheese then reached for a cookie without breaking eye contact He looked away I win Subverting the male gaze something something Menacing cheese feminism It's windy and loud Should I be walking off the cheese? There are teeny mushroom shaped lamps on the grass Last year one of the grannies said that was her call Brava village admin tante It's cold Mosquitos are biting my feet But it's fun to snoop Should I put on a jacket and walk? Flip-flops pink nightie, jacket, cheese crumbs That's presentable right? Maybe a quick stroll If I don't update later then I was abducted by somebody with very low standards Quick stroll quick stroll |