Princess Wino I've invented an alterego to help me cope with nicotine withdrawal Well it's not withdrawal anymore, now it's nostalgia and homesickness Princess Wino has lovely unnerving drunk eyes And increasingly disheveled clothing and hair And sad panda eyeliner smudges She loves everyone And this makes her laugh maniacally, then cry hysterically, then sleep Immediately I wanted to grow up to be a wrinkly bitter smoker But I got bronchitis (aint nobody got time fo dat) So now I'm working towards wrinkly wino in a bathrobe, wildly brandishing a glass of (I haven't decided yet) and laughing as it sloshes onto the floor Slosh is a fantastic word |