what i'm 'into' I don't want a husband, a blind date, a boyfriend, a lover, a one night stand, a masochist, a thought experiment, a slab of meat, a sycophant or a prig. I want politically appropriate, guilt-ridden sex with someone who doesn't have thoughts on women or on the system or on poetry or on religion or on their career or on money or on fame or on sex. I want silly. Not sticky dull eyed drivel either. Quality silly. And maybe some eyeliner and a dress. I want to finish abruptly and never meet for coffee. And I don't want to pretend his stomach is smaller than it is. And I won't pretend his penis is bigger than it is. I'll glare. Orgasmless. |