impersonal ad (going to turkey for the wrong reasons)
must not fear or desperately want to make babies don't call yourself a fucking artist must not fear or want to save the world must make music (that sounds like music) must be willing to conveniently disappear/reappear don't be a dick to travel with yes, have preconceived notions and express them and be willing to challenge them-- because otherwise you're just a passive aggressive siddartha wannabe must deeply enjoy food don't need to be a bookworm but must feel like you aren't reading as much as you're supposed to don't try to be funny, be funny and most important-- laugh hysterically or don't laugh at all (i reserve the right to judge you based on nose attractiveness and smell) |