the wedding ditcher
waves of crap the latest tsunami has been wedding fever, anyone and everyone i know (more like used to know) has been hitched or is in the process of getting hitched it's spreading faster than H1N1 and i'm sorry, i am not going to go to your wedding when we don't get along ... it's weird. WEIRD okay? what would the conversation be like? 'oh hey, remember how when we were different people it was nice? too bad it hasn't been that way in a long time and now you're pretending that everything since that point never happened. is that cake over there?' and i can say this, i can-- because i'm getting engaged too. there i said it, i'm getting engaged and i love him and we held sleeping babies together and cried together and have been thoroughly shaken by this crazy feeling that allows you to commit to someone forever and make people with them. however, we have NOT forgotten that we've argued with people...in a SIGNIFICANT way...and made conclusions like 'so long!' not 'so long until that special day when you can fill up a seat in the awkward corner with distant family and that guy the bridesmaid brought along that we don't really like' don't kid yourself, it isn't big of you. it's strange of you. so, no more wedding invites please unless we're on speaking terms. wish you the best-- which is why i didn't show up after your bogus invites. leaves fall, the sun expands, air sacs pop and certain relationships are meant to die. so leave it buried in the ground already. |