i'm a sick girl for M and A:
He was a man, like any other man but different in that one morning, he woke up and decided, "yeah I think this is how medicine goes" He then proceeded to tell everyone that modern medicine is dangerous--offering them instead several mushrooms for their severe and thanks to him, often fatal conditions Medical Intuitive man soon developed a cult of crazy followers who saw carcinogens EVERYWHERE--they carried signs saying, 'breathing too hard will give you cancer' They were also convinced that stress, guilt and shame will kill you. They did not care that the people with the longest life span on this planet, the Chinese are all about stress, guilt and shame. They cared about more important things like selling their special herbal tea, which they guaranteed would save you of your herpes by cleaning out your liver. They can not locate your liver--but they can guarantee it is DIRT FREE! Over the years, the cult of crazies caught on around the world. Many books were sold by people in ugly, healthy clothing--often sitting by plant life to emphasize how 'natural' they are. Feeling your way around sickness became all the rage! Medical Intuitive man, the very person who started this pink warm and fuzzy approach to debilitating illness fell ill himself :( Upon turning interesting shades of green and smelling somewhat like Kosa, Medical Intuitive man insisted that several specialists in the ancient indian art of spleen massaging be flown in from Ohio--where they were taking their course for the past two years A week later the blonde haired Becky and Tiffany arrived wearing kimonos and carrying healing incense sticks. At first this was a great shock to the crazy cult community. Many doubts had been planted. However, soon after Tiffany released a DVD named, "My Magical Journey in Spleen Massage" a compelling documentary. During the course of the film, Tiffany reveals that the great Medical Intuitives improvement in smell was in fact the result of a carefully calculated kirsh poking sequence. And thus order was restored in the land of crazy and honor was paid to the great Medical Intuitive |